"HAIRY BONGO BEATER "-Ali beats on a bottle in a beatnik bar, but even hipsters don't want to see her pubes poking out, it distracts from the beat. So manager Rodney tells her she must wear panties. She complains that they itch her too much, but he insists, and sure enough, when the panties go on, she starts scratching herself down there. Whatever makes her itchy must be contagious, cos now Rodney's itchin'. Itchin' to get his cock in her mouth. He helps relieve her itch by licking her snatch, then shoots a load on her face.